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Winnetka-Glencoe Patch reporters are all ears around town, and some of these quotes out of context are too funny for just a silent chuckle.
"We moved away from the lake last week, and now we live around here -- I call it 'inner city Winnetka'!" -- Winnetka Post Office "Oh, 50 calories. I never knew how many calories were in an Arnold Palmer." -- Boy in coffeeshop examining an Arizona Ice Tea can. "I'm definitely going to survive 2012. And when I do, I'll be 14 and you all will be 13!" -- Boys in Winnetka after school

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